wildeyedsoutherncelt:

Guinness for Strength

at-the-barricades-of-freedom:

Let’s take a look at a few of my favs so far;

Sassy Waterstones worker, I love you,

And well this is true:

Sometimes I do worry about their psyche though:

They make up cool new words;

They’re a sassy little shit.

And best of all, the Holden debacle;

And one more for good luck:

acentric:

So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.

And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.

The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a…

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

(Source: ponderouspocketwatch)

syowangza:

Sometimes I think we should just stop

and appreciate all the faces tennis has to offer us.

(Source: haveyouevercriedwolf)

vondell-swain:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

(Source: itsvondell)

(Source: mcqueenlovesme)