shitmygaybestfriendsays:

My 8-year-old sister: I don’t want to finish watching Narnia! The lion died!

My Gay Best Friend: No, he comes back to life at the end.

Me: How do you know Narnia?

My Gay Best Friend: Please. I’m so far in the closet, I’ve been there- and I know what you’re getting for Christmas.

why my friends hate me
C:
watching vampire weekend interview at the moment
Me:
it must be a biting interview
i watched interview with a vampire once. it didn't get to the bloody point.
Me:
a two day concert of vampire weekend must be a sucky vacation
Me:
thank god it wasn't sunny though
sun woulda crucifixed those vamps right up
but clouds always have a silver bullet lining for vampires
Me:
the vampires had a party on the weekend. i phoned the police because of all the casket
i have to admit i might have been a bit draconian
C:
LMFAO
you are so punny
Me:
i think my complaint got lost in transylvania
frankly i find most ghoulish things vial.
yeah, i'm glad you enjoy them. i'm batting a thousand.
Me:
quite frankly i'm bram stokered about it
What is an FTM's favorite drink?
Tea.
fuckyealiz:

Oh my god. His face in the second panel is fantastic.

Gogol Bordello <3

fuckyealiz:

Oh my god. His face in the second panel is fantastic.

Gogol Bordello <3

(Source: iuwaehfoaiuwhefoiaulfjqn)

rightocaito:

thedailywhat:

xkcd.

like a boss.

rightocaito:

thedailywhat:

xkcd.

like a boss.